Following in the footsteps of “Wanksy”, an artist in the UK who set about spray painting phallic images around potholes earlier this year, as a means of drawing officials to fix the problem, a new artist of equal penial pulchritude has cropped up Fetcham, Surrey – doing the same.
A local resident first spotted the tallywacker renderings along all roads – Cock Lane. The resident latter reported the incident to the local Council.
“This has been an issue for at least two years. No-one from the council will have a sensible conversation with you about what needs to be done. It is clear to see that the foundations of the road have gone for the whole length of the road – not just Cock Lane. We just get fobbed off all the time.”A Surrey County Council spokesman said that the artist would be ‘cock-a-hoop’ to know that the road is due to be resurfaced as part of the £100 million Operation Horizon scheme which is overhauling many of the county’s roads most in need of repair.”
To add further comedy to the issue, a spokesperson for the Surrey County Council said the artist would be ‘cock-a-hoop’ to know that the road is due to be resurfaced as part of the area’s £100 million road repair project.
So far, no one has brought up any why “Chicken Crossed the Road” jokes.
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