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More Phallic Pothole Graffiti Found in the UK

Following in the footsteps of “Wanksy”, an artist in the UK who set about spray painting phallic images around potholes earlier this year, as a means of drawing officials to fix the problem, a new artist of equal penial pulchritude has cropped up Fetcham, Surrey – doing the same.

A local resident first spotted the tallywacker renderings along all roads – Cock Lane. The resident latter reported the incident to the local Council. 

“This has been an issue for at least two years. No-one from the council will have a sensible conversation with you about what needs to be done. It is clear to see that the foundations of the road have gone for the whole length of the road – not just Cock Lane. We just get fobbed off all the time.”A Surrey County Council spokesman said that the artist would be ‘cock-a-hoop’ to know that the road is due to be resurfaced as part of the £100 million Operation Horizon scheme which is overhauling many of the county’s roads most in need of repair.”

To add further comedy to the issue, a spokesperson for the Surrey County Council said the artist would be ‘cock-a-hoop’ to know that the road is due to be resurfaced as part of the area’s £100 million road repair project.

So far, no one has brought up any why “Chicken Crossed the Road” jokes. 

 

 

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