Last week we featured a ridiculous article about the "Cycling Merkin". And, during the previous week we parodied some nonsense about beards having aerodynamic benefits for cyclists.
What better to tie it all in with, than a follicular finale about a new energy bar – apply called Bearded Brothers.
By the way, rumors abound to the effect that Chuck Norris downs one of these bars before, during and after every fight scene. 
Holy Duck Dynasty guys !
About
The Brothers
We’re just two brothers who are passionate about the outdoors, staying fit, and especially about healthy organic foods. We love that last one so much, we started an awesome snackfood company. Our bars are, raw, vegan, gluten and soy free, made with organic ingredients, and crafted in hot and sunny Austin, Texas. Oh, and everything else we make is pretty dang delicious, too.
Caleb is an avid rock climber, runner, and cyclist and has a passion for raw organic foods and saw the need for tasty organic energy bars and snacks to fuel his adventures.
Chris, an outdoors lover, world traveler, avid disc golfer shares the same love for foods as fellow bearded brother, Caleb. Chris also has extensive experience in the health food/supplement industry.
The shared passion resulted in Bearded Brothers, A Wholesome Snackfood Company. Crafted in small batches with love and joy, in Austin Texas.
Ingredients: Organic Dates, Organic Almonds, Organic Vanilla Rice Protein (Sprouted Whole Brown Rice Protein, Vanilla, Pectin, Xanthan Gum, Stevia), Organic Dried Blueberries*, Organic Chia Seeds, Sea Salt / *Not Raw
- Raw, Vegan, Gluten & Soy Free
- Non-GMO
- Made with 99% Organic Ingredients
- Contains sweet dried blueberries, sprouted brown rice protein, and raw almonds
- Compostable Package
TASTEBUD GUARANTEE: We guarantee you will LOVE our bars. If you don’t just let us know and we will refund your purchase or send you a new flavor to try. Simply respond to your order confirmation email or use the contact form on our website.
Ingredients: Organic Dates, Organic Almonds, Organic Dried Mango, Organic Coconut Flakes, Organic Chia Seeds, Sea Salt
- Raw, Vegan, Gluten & Soy Free
- Non-GMO
- Made with 100% Organic Ingredients
- Contains raw coconut shreds and mangos, but wait the texture is perfect, even the coconut hater loves this delicious bar!
- Compostable Package
Organic Dates, Organic Almonds, Organic Cashews, Organic Maca Powder, Organic Cacao Nibs, Mexican Cocoa* (Dutch Cocoa, Indonesian Cinnamon, Ceylon Cinnamon and Vanilla Powder), Organic Evaporated Coconut Palm Nectar, Organic Chia Seeds, Sea Salt / *Not Raw
- Raw, Vegan, Gluten & Soy Free
- Non-GMO
- Made with 99% Organic Ingredients
- Contains maca powder which provides energy and helps the body adapt to stress
- Also contains cacao, a raw chocolate that contains theobromine, which provides a natural caffeine like effect
Organic Dates, Organic Almonds, Organic Walnuts, Organic Dried Peaches*, Organic Fresh Pressed Ginger, Organic Chia Seeds, Sea Salt
*not raw
- Raw, Vegan, Gluten & Soy Free
- Non-GMO
- Made with 100% Organic Ingredients
- Contains fresh pressed ginger, great for battling inflammation
- Compostable Package
Ingredients: Organic Figs, Organic Dates, Organic Sun Butter (Roasted Organic Sunflower Seed)*, Organic Shelled Hemp Seeds, Organic Raspberries, Organic Chia Seeds, Organic Cold Pressed Lemon Extract, Sea Salt /*Not Raw and processed on equipment that also processes soy.
- Raw, Vegan, Gluten & Soy Free
- Nut Free
- Non-GMO
- Made with 100% Organic Ingredients
- Contains delicious figs, sunflower seed butter, raspberries, and cold pressed lemon extract
- Compostable Package
