While they might not be performance-enhancing, at least not on the bike, Jan Ullrich has launched a new line of personal care products that spans aftershave, roll-on deodorant and hair and body wash.
Marketed by the German brand Bettina Barty, beau brummels can now douse themselves with Jan Ullrich Sport to give-off a “fresh and invigorating scent”, or splash their cheeks with an aftershave that “carries the essence of cycling and the elegance of a champion”.
Need to give your pits a shellacking of smell-good, or spice up the rest of your bodice and undercarriage ? Then, look on further than Jan’s roll-on deodorant and hair and body wash.
According to the website, the kit can be had for €13.95, which is guaranteed to earn you a spot on the podium after night of unbridled ribaldry, or is it geschlechtsverkehr?
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