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"Bike Thief School" in Seattle

While some aspiring thieves may think there’s virility in the venality of stealing bikes, a group in Seattle is hoping to vasectomize such a villain with a vicissitudinous change of fortune. (how’s that for alliteration ?)  😉 

Posters advertising a “Bike Theft School,” complete with a syllabus featuring lessons in breaking locks, navigating the suburbs, and capitalizing off bike lane traffic, recently began popping up around the city. 

However, call the number on the tab, and one will reach the office of Dr. Snip, at a vasectomy clinic in northeast Washington. 

The joke, or should I say vagary, is on you bike thief ! 

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